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Fri Jun 19, 2009, 2:40 PM
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: Johnny cash-Ghost riders in the sky
  • Reading: Hannibal lecter
  • Watching: Video of Johnny Cash performing said Song
  • Playing: With Fire, You think I'll get burned?
  • Eating: Pussy
  • Drinking: Glue.
I'm linking here, my primary account

:icondarkesthatred:

I am open to any and all requests, if they are involving my OCs in any way ask here if not ask on my primary account. you can add it if you want I will watch back.

OC questions..

Thu Apr 9, 2009, 10:56 AM
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: Johnny cash-Ghost riders in the sky
  • Reading: Hannibal lecter
  • Watching: Video of Johnny Cash performing said Song
  • Playing: With Fire, You think I'll get burned?
  • Eating: Pussy
  • Drinking: Glue.
1) Choose four or more of your own characters (OC)
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

I choose:

Yiro

Sashi

Getsu

Sage

1) What gender are you?
Yiro: I'm a dude.
Sashi: Female.
Getsu: MAN!!!
Sage: Male.

2) What is your age?

Yiro: 16

Sashi: 15

Getsu: 17

Sage: 19


3) Do you want a hug?

Yiro: Depends on who you are and what you want out of it..>_>

Sashi: not on your life prep.

Getsu: not unless it's your hand hugging my dick.

Sage: I suppose -///-

4) Do you have any bad habits?

Yiro: I tend to turn into a monster and kill people. also that sarcasm, ear scratching, and clawing at stuff..

Sashi: Meh, besides cracking my knuckles constantly and hurting people..not really.

Getsu: I masturbate.

Sage: I can take things too literal without realising

5) What is your favorite food?
Yiro: apples...APPLES!! APPLES!?!?!?! O_O-O_O_O_O APPLESS!?!?!?!??!@#?5/46

Sashi: Ramen -.- yes I know I'm almost to flamboyant for words..

Getsu: Steak, Ribs, Fried Chicken etc etc. Beer? that's food in my book, which is a kickass book..FUCK YEAH!

Sage:

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?

Yiro: uhmm apple..

Sashi: Vanilla

Getsu: CHOCOLATE!!!

Sage: I don't partake.

7) Are you a virgin?

Yiro: I want to be, I've never made love, I've had sex, but never made love..So I think I'm a virgin..

Sashi: yeah.

Getsu: ...BWAHAHAHHAhahhaha!?!? I barely know the meaning of such a word.

Sage: What has happened before I became one with the lord and stepped completely into the light is completely irrelevant. In god's eye I am pure.

8) Have you killed anyone?

Yiro: Probably...But hopefully no one important.

Sashi: Not yet, but I plan to.

Getsu: nah

Sage: Yes, but that is between me and the lord.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Yiro: Yeah...

Sashi: the real question is do I not hate somebody. the answer is no, no i do not not hate somebody.

Getsu: Do fat chicks count? no but seriously I don't hate anyone.

Sage: The sinners, I hate the sinners and the sin..I can't be as merciful as my lord.


10) Do you have any secrets?

Yiro: yeah... shh, it's a secret though.

Sashi: *looks at yiro* <///< yeah, I do..actually.

Getsu: HA! No!

Sage: I keep nothing from God, but people are unworthy of knowing, so yes, yes I do.

11) What is your favorite season?

Yiro: Summer

Sashi: Fall

Getsu: summer

Sage: Winter

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Yiro: See I tell it like this
Guy best friend: Getsu
Best friendgirlthing: Sashi
Most guys don't have girl best friends methinks, humans consider it gay =|

Sashi: Yiro

Getsu: Yiro duh! and Beer.

Sage: My sister Sashi is the person I care about most..not my real sister but I consider her. and God, God is my best friend.

13) What are your hobbies?

Yiro: drawing, hunting, climbing trees, eating apples, scaring humans, fishing, relaxing, sleeping.

Sashi: drawing, Fighting, Training, Repairing crap, Beating people up, Stalking the streets at night with a bat looking for undefended preps separated from their packs so I can sink my wolf fangs into their soft sheep flesh.

Getsu: Sex!!!!!!!1 also beer, Metal, Boxing, Wrestling..Fighting in general..More beer, Drinking more, masturbating, headbutting...Burping?

Sage: praying, worshiping, Reading, Listening to music, Painting, Playing chess, Debating..And *cough* well...How do I put this..Combat I guess, sword to flesh..I like cleansing this world I guess..

14) What is your favorite drink?

Yiro: apple juice, Hot sauce, Orange juice..

Sashi: Root beer.

Getsu: -.- Lol?

Sage: water and milk.

15) When is your birthday?

Yiro: July 23rd

Sashi: October 17th

Getsu: August 4th

Sage: December 31st

16) What age did you die?


EPIC FORESHADOWING!!!!

Yiro: 97 or something old like that..

Sashi: 17. <_< wow that sucks..

Getsu: 32

Sage: 21

17) Are you nice or mean?

Yiro: Nice but I can be mean. or mean but i can be nice..something like that.

Sashi: Mean.

Getsu: Nice unless you're ugly..HAHAHhahah

Sage: Nice.

18) Are you social or shy?

Yiro: Social enough..But yeah shy at first..I just gotta get to know you.

Sashi: shy.

Getsu: Incredibly Social!

Sage: I'm not shy in the least, but socially I am apparently a tad dull..But I am as social as I think one can be.

19) What do you think of your parents?

Yiro: My mother was a nice woman I think...A human I'm told..of course I don't find this out till later on =| My dad had something that I don't and I'm envious..He has apathy in the worst way...

Sashi: Well they died not to long ago and the fact that Nothing seems to have changed makes me no that they weren't very important..I honestly didn't know them that well.

Getsu: Errr I dunno, My mom is somewhere around, haven't found her yet ..My dad got killed but he got lots of pussy before he died so he was cool.

Sage: They were..*puts head down* I don't know much of them..I know they were one of the three of my people remaining..and I know I am the last, They were killed because of discriminatory people, But apparently they weren't followers of god, so they are burning in hell.

20) What’s your weakness?

Yiro: weakness? my weakness is that I care.

Sashi: Loss of control..But that's my strength too.

Getsu: NOTHING!!!

Sage: ranged infantry and artillery.

21) How long can you stay under water?

Yiro: 30 minutes?

Sashi: long for a human.

Getsu: Long enough to dive under and take everyone's panties off in the pool.

Sage: I don't know.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Yiro:I wake up watch the sun rise, eat an apple, jump around in trees, relax in front of the water, sketch some random birds or something, go hunt for supper type aminals, eat more apples, random berries hmmm Go back home to put my sketchbook in my cabin. Cook my aminals, eat them!!! OM NOM NOM.. Watch the sun set. Then I bathe in the little pond type thing near my house. If it's a full moon I usually stay out all night stalking prey and watching humans..I don't know why, and if it's not I'll just go to sleep..Either in a tree, on the grass or in my house..Depending on the weather.

Sashi: wake up and go by the water to watch the sun rise. Go to school for about half the day, Skip in the middle, Go by the docks or the beach where no one is and just think for a bit, maybe draw in my sketchbook while I do so, go to the gym to train and take my martial arts classes, I take any one I'd like to learn them all, Go home and grab something to eat, My foster parents usually aren't there at that time so I like to go there around then. I then hurry and catch the sunset. At night I go home, get my bat, climb on top of the houses, where I live they are incredibly close together and pretty small. I might climb up to the church which is massive, I kind of just squat there looking for my prey, I have good eyesight..If I spot people who pissed me off during the day I'll follow them, once close enough jump down from a shorter building and beat them, They won't see my face and when they fight back they'll be surprised at how much of a bad idea that was..Anyways after that I'll go back to the foster home that I'm living in at the time and go to sleep.

Getsu: Lift weights, party, drink, have sex, party more, drink more, sleep.

Sage: I'm a Crusader, every day is different.

23) Do you love someone?

Yiro Probably.

Sashi: yeah, I think I do.

Getsu: only sexually :D!

Sage: I love Sashi like a sister.. and god

24) When was the last time you wet yourself.

Yiro: When I was little? I don't really wet myself since I just piss anywhere =o

Sashi: o///O Wet myself??? That sounds sick..Fuck, maybe I'm just sick minded..if you mean pissed myself..probably when I was little..but if you mean something else then I'm not telling..

Getsu: never! But I did Jizz my pants that time I looked at your momma!

Sage: never.

25) What's your favorite band?

Since they don't live in the human world I will make it as though they have and have had access to all music so they may choose their favorite.

Yiro: Louis armstrong, John Lennon, Pink Floyd...hmm, Simon and garfunkle.. The Beatles, the stones a bit.. The beatles are ma favorites......

Sashi: Disturbed, Dimmu Borgir, Slipknot, Three days grace, Smashing pumpkins, The Rasmus, Linkin park, eminem alot of alternative rock, punk and nu metal... Linkin park would be my favorite.

Getsu: HED PE, Slayer, Black Sabbath, METALLICA! D12, Tupac, Biggie smalls, Iron Maiden, Megadeth and more Metal/Thrash and Rap. My favorite of all is Metallica.

Sage: J.S.B, Beethoven, Mozart, I like many different orchestras, but I think it's the composition that matters, I like Glenn gould's rendition of the Goldberg Variation the most so maybe him..

26) Ever worn a dress?

Yiro: no =/

Sashi: ha! Not in a million years..well maybe I might..if I get married or something <///< you know what..nah I probably never will wear a dress, I'm not the typical girl sadly..Like Getsu says I'm like a big man trapped in a smaller man's body or something -.-

Getsu: That's not even funny.

Sage: No and I would not.

27) Willingly?

Yiro: no

Sashi: I only do what I want, NO ONE CAN FUCKING FORCE ME TO DO ANYTHING!

Getsu: no

Sage: no.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?

Yiro: Check my hobbies, these questions are so repetitive..

Sashi: nothing really, I spend most of my days with Yiro lately..

Getsu: Partying.

Sage: fun is saved for when my duties are complete, I will do what I find fun, perhaps read a novel or write a short story..maybe play a bit of chess or even a sport if I can find a few willing souls.

29) At night?

Yiro: Hunt, play a game..like manhunt or tag or hide and seek..yeah I'm childish wanna fight about it?, NIGHT SWIMMING xD..

Sashi: I never had much fun before, besides hunting preps and trouble makers..Well I guess that makes me a trouble maker too. But me and yiro play a lot of kid games at night xD, it's actually kind of awesome..

Getsu: Partying, sex.

Sage: Night is a time for rest.

30) Ever kissed anyone?

Yiro: yeah, I have.. But I don't know why..I don't get the point of it. I guess maybe it feels good to people..makes them feel loved or something..I think it's just a social thing.. But I won't just do it with anyone, I have to be in love with the person..Back when I was stupid I just went along with it..
Basically I've never kissed anyone, they've kissed me.

Sashi: I have, but don't judge me as someone like the rest of you stupid tools, I wanted to..I didn't do it because someone else wanted me too.. of because it was expected of me. I did it because I thought someone loved me and cared for me like no one ever has, I know a kiss may seem like nothing to people like you...But for me it's something sacred. when I see preps making out with people at parties with people they're just friends with and don't want to spend their lives with..IT FUCKING SICKENS ME, animals are slaughtered and they deserve life more than these pheromone infested pieces of garbage..

Getsu: yeah, I'm not a fan, tongues aren't meant to go in her mouth their meant to go in between her legs -.-

Sage: yes.

31) ...Of the same gender?

Yiro: err, I dunno..Probably not?

Sashi: no, I like them about as much as I like guys, or poison ivy.

Getsu: gross no.

Sage: never.

32) It's clear you're gay.

Yiro: I see.. o.O How do you meeeaaaan??

Sashi: I doubt that. and if you're trying to offend me, it's not working..

Getsu: no, u.

Sage: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SIN *draws sword* I'll destroy you! *kills the dude asking questions*




Well...he's dead, so I'll ask the rest of his questions now..*takes questions*





33) What’s your favorite thing to touch?


Yiro: I like to touch everything, except painful stuff..But I like feeling different textures..oh man I tell you that's gotten me into a lot more trouble than it sounds like it should..

Sashi: Steel, knives, guns, something pointy and cold, Cold as can be.. I also like dried fall leaves and the fleshy feel of a rose.

Getsu: big boobs.

Sage: A woman's hair, soft skin..but such temptations are below me now...*glint in his eye tells me he lies*

34) Anyone loves you?


Yiro: People have said they did..but I think they might have just said that because they thought they had too =/

Sashi: No.

Getsu: everyone loves me.

Sage: God.

35) What’s your favorite color?


Yiro: Yellow..Red

Sashi: black.......also grey,red,purple, and silver but mostly black, I like that it lacks..it's mysterious and endless..It makes my imagination run wild

Getsu: Blue and green. mostly blue and also CAMO!! yeah that's a color now, just because I said so.

Sage: silver and ice blue.

36) When was the last time you cried?

Yiro: as a baby.

Sashi: I cry alot lately, I guess I always have..BIG BABY *punches herself in the head*

Getsu: Probably as a baby.

Sage: never.

37) Do you have a pet?


Yiro: Nah..I love animals but I usually have to eat them..

Sashi: People's dogs follow me, I'm a pack leader of violent tortured strays
Pit bulls, Rottweilers German shepherds and dobermans usually..maybe the occasional bulldog.

Getsu: I had a dog..but I forgot that it needed to eat.

Sage: I have no time for such things.

38) What did you name your pet?

Yiro: Sashi!

Sashi: My pitbull: Cassius
Rottweiler: Brutus
German Shepherd: Levicticus
Doberman: Visceratus
Bulldog: Malgeroth
those were my faves..I chose one of each breed..though I only had 1 bulldog..he was an a big one though..


Getsu: Daawwwg.

Sage: nothing

39) Are you crazy?

Yiro: No.

Sashi: I can't tell, people say I am but my mind feels alright to me..just a little angry and twisted..but not crazy. I'm too smart to be crazy...too aware.

Getsu: lolno

Sage: Don't you ever ask that question again you insolent fool.

40) What are you?


Yiro: I'm not sure, some sort of artificial demon I think...a master race that was supposed to rule the world hah. Instead I catch fish..hit and miss for those warlocks.

Sashi: A human with the soul of a demon.

Getsu: A wolfman half wolfdemon half big strong man.. I'm a Manbigwolfstrongemon.

Sage: I'm a ruler of light, We resemble humans but generally We are supposed to live longer, stronger spiritually and physically. Chosen people..They say we are the children of angels and man.. I'm the last one..and Royalty if they still existed.

41) What´s your nickname?


Yiro: sashi calls me chief..Because I AM THE CHIEF
Getsu calls me doood
Sage calls me Demon
err Kamadori calls me Ears
and Riku calls me kittycat.


Sashi: Yiro calls me Sashimi
Fail kids have tried to call me sushi in a fail attempt at fail.
They used to call me Bastard because I didn't live with my family or something..I don't get either
Getsu calls me man, dude, guy or boy.
Riku calls me Baby B's.. -.- bitch..

Sage calls me little sis.

Getsu: GETSU! HA!


Sage: Big brother by sashi
Villagers refer to me as the Hero of light


42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?

Yiro: happy with a hint of deep sickening resentment

Sashi: Just plain hideous, on the inside even more then the outside.

Getsu: happy

Sage: Content

43) If you were a superhero, you would be...?

Yiro: the incredibly un-sueable arachnid kid

Sashi: Rorschach

Getsu: Superman

Sage: Batman.

44) Favorite movie?


Yiro: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Forest Gump
Across the Universe

Sashi: American Beauty
Sweeney Todd
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Ginger snaps
Show Me
Nightmare before Christmas

Getsu: porn?

Sage: I do not watch.

45) What is your current occupation?

Yiro: I don't need one but I guess a hunter.. Basically I'm self sufficient..

Sashi: Current is nothing..But back then I was a martial artist, a blacksmith apprentice and occasionally an engineer or Repairman..girl..thing..

Getsu: Championship tourney fighter.

Sage: a Crusader and a bit of a priest.

46) Who do you know that bugs you?

Yiro: ermm...I dunno.

Sashi: almost everyone.

Getsu: fat chicks? heh.

Sage. Lots of people, people who don't deserve the life god has given them..Ungrateful bastards..

47) What's your favorite song?

Yiro: Louis Armstrong: what a wonderful world.

Sashi: Rolling stones: Paint it black.

Getsu: D12- Purple pills.

Sage: J.S.B's Goldberg Variations done by Glenn Gould.

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?

Yiro: nope

Sashi: in a way yes..more of a fighter..meh same thing I guess..

Getsu: Hell yeah!

Sage: Yes.

49) Have you 'done it' in the past month?

Yiro: nope

Sashi: of course not -.- simple minded idiot

Getsu: well duh!

Sage: no. assuming you are reffering to sexual intercourse.

50) What do you look for in the opposite (or same) Gender?


Yiro: Someone different, someone deep enough..but still fun. they can't be shallow of course. Someone who isn't spoiled, I don't like it when people are so high maintenance.
Someone who isn't looking for a physical relationship of course
I'm more into commitment ( lol I'm a dork) Someone I can spend my life with who truly loves me.

Sashi: Someone who likes at least a few things similar to me...meh, I honestly don't have a big stupid list like most girls do, I don't care about looks or how they've lived..Mostly I just want someone who'll stand by me, who will love me you know? and won't lie to me will be faithful to me and not treat me like crap...It's amazing..Those standards aren't very high..yet I haven't found anyone

Getsu: Big tits, healthy with no fat, blond preferably but if they're petite and thin and sexy I guess it don't matter.. I don't want a girl that thinks she's smart or whatever, I mean I also want one who knows what she's doing..no virgins plz..>=|

Sage: a woman is a woman, as long as she is faithful and does not sin and knows her place, she's fine for me.


51) Final question. Who do you tag?


Kamadori BWAHHAHAHAHA! *yiro tags kamadori so voilently she flops into a tree and explodes..*

Devious Journal Entry

Mon Mar 2, 2009, 12:05 PM
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: Johnny cash-Ghost riders in the sky
  • Reading: Hannibal lecter
  • Watching: Video of Johnny Cash performing said Song
  • Playing: With Fire, You think I'll get burned?
  • Eating: Pussy
  • Drinking: Glue.
LIST TEN OF YOUR CHARACTERS:


1.) Yiro
2.) Sashi
3.) Getsu
4.) Sage
5.) Blade
6.) Dark
7.) Riku
8.) Dusk
9.) Goth
10.) Rita

1.) Seven(Riku) and Eight (Dusk) plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
Riku plans to Rob a sexy lingerie store and drags Dusk along promising her Dark would like it.

2.) Four (Sage gets kidnapped! Is One(Yiro) or Nine(Goth) the more likely culprit?
Goth by a longshot, why would Yiro wanna kidnap that douchebag anyways?

3.) Six (Dark) challenges Five (Blade) to a chess game. What happens?
Blade would accept and lose to Dark.

4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten (Rita) has some great Pokemon! What are they?
Arbok

5.) How does Three (Getsu) like to gussy up for a date?
Lift some weights to get his muscles all big and pumped up, brush his teeth, get a hotel in advance, smother himself with musk, crack his knuckles and make sure to remember to tell her the condom slipped.

6.) Five (Blade) and Two (Sashi) take a leisurely vacation together. Somewhere near the water, maybe in Europe, blade wouldn't object if he was plotting something relating to his current mission so anywhere she wants, probably somewhere with little people and lots of nature.

7.) Nine (Goth) prepares dinner for Six (Dark)! What do they make?
A bowl of nails with dynamite in every box.

8.) Ten (Rita) and Three (Getsu) team up. What happens?
Getsu decides to try and get him some Goth pussy and ends up getting his wrists slit in his sleep.

9.) Seven (Riku), Ten (Rita), Eight (Dusk), and One (Yiro) all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
3 sluts and a douchebag
Yiro's D- angels
Fours company, like threes company except with 1 slutty girl and two goths living with an antisocial sarcastic dreamer who eats apples.

10.) Is One (Yiro) more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
Waltzing I guess, he'd rather not do either

11.) Seven (Riku) hits on Four (Sage). Result?
a subtle humble and nicely worded rejection.

12.) Two (Sashi) is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...
A balloon ride to be closer to the sky.

13.) What is 10 (Rita)'s greatest burden?
Being Kawa's Girlfriend/wife when everyone is trying to kill him and he wants to take over the worldberry.

14.) Eight (Dusk), Three (Getsu), Five (Blade), and One (Yiro) go out boozing. What happens?
Three peer pressures Dusk into drinking so much she ends up sleeping with him, Getsu shoves beer into yiro's mouth until he's drunk, at which point Yiro decides to get into a fight with a stool, Blade slashes getsu's face when he tries to get him to drink, Getsu gets sad and drink until he can't feel feelings anymore, Yiro goes back to his cabin feeling like a mindless generic sheep and punches himself in the head until he's numb, Dusk Commits suicide for betraying Dark, Getsu takes Dusk's money and uses it to buy more beer, Blade sets the bar on Fire Killing Getsu.

15.) And finally, would Six (Dark) save Four (Sage) or Nine (Goth), if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?

He wouldn't want to save either but if for some random reason he had to it would be sage.

The generic love story

Mon Feb 16, 2009, 12:33 PM
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: Johnny cash-Ghost riders in the sky
  • Reading: Hannibal lecter
  • Watching: Video of Johnny Cash performing said Song
  • Playing: With Fire, You think I'll get burned?
  • Eating: Pussy
  • Drinking: Glue.
Girl meets boy
Boy turns out to be a douche bag
girl is even more of a douche bag
Boy likes to run away and leave girl stranded in a forest with monsters
Boy throws apple at girl's head

Sage is annoying
demons come from a portal and murder people (wha??o.O)
Girl gets kidnapped by a giant emo
Giant emo gets another more violent obnoxious giant emo
Even more violent obnoxious giant emo beats girl and boy into comas
sage is still annoying
giant emo beats smaller emo for being so small, then escapes..

Boy meets Jock
Jock smashes beer can on head
Sage annoys Jock about doing such fun things of entertainment
Jock tells boy that girl isn't very hot
Boy agrees.
Girl cries in corner or her jail cell with a baseball bat after having killed jock
Nah jk
girl tells Jock to stfu
both boy and jock decide to stfu
they all have an orgy
No not really
boy, Girl, Jock, and sage go do stuff with things for a while

More monsters come to ruin their fun with hideous faces of twisted evil
Red headed Bad ass comes to beat the living shit out of them(the monsters)
Monsters die

Boy,Girl,Jock,Sage, and Badass go do yet even more stuff of hilariousness
along the lines they meet bimbo, retard, and psycho boy
Retard leaves before the final battle
They all go find giant emo (not the really giant one, the slightly giant one)
They all fight giant emo loses his goth girlfriend to horrible decapitation
Bimbo is also killed
psycho-boy too
Emo dies
they all live happily ever after for about a few hours

Boy sneaks out while girl is sleeping and runs away
Badass leaves for his mission is done
Jock says his goodbyes to sage and girl
and leaves in depression over the loss of his bimbo
Girl is heartbroken
the world is left in fire and chaos
Sage has been corrupted with darkness and jealousy
Sage leaves to fix the world in a way that he sees fit
Girl returns to Boy's abandoned home
Rebuilds it
and lives there alone.


the end :D

>_> that was generic at all
and there wasn't even any love
The Girl loved the boy
...well
he's a douche
I know son
I know
well goodnight, don't let the giant emos bite.

Google name search thing

Sun Feb 15, 2009, 7:03 PM
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: Johnny cash-Ghost riders in the sky
  • Reading: Hannibal lecter
  • Watching: Video of Johnny Cash performing said Song
  • Playing: With Fire, You think I'll get burned?
  • Eating: Pussy
  • Drinking: Glue.
My name Tehoka is too rare to work for this
The name people must call me Dark is more of a word than a name
So I shall use my English name that I never use really because well..
I'm not a white person I guess
Actually I just like Dark better than either
but anyways

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Hayden needs to be slowly roasted over very hot coals.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Hayden looks like a beast in that dress.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Hayden Says: Let Them Eat Sushi

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Hayden Wants to Spy on US Citizens In Congressional testimony

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: HAYDEN DOES THIS ALL THE TIME

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Hayden Hates You.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Hayden asks mom to stop selling her undies on internet!

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Hayden goes gracefully.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Hayden likes to kiss ladies to hone her making out skills

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Hayden eats her!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Hayden Wears Short Shorts.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Hayden Arrested for Andrew Colwell Murder.

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